A final tribute to Chris Kreider, the greatest face-maker in Rangers history

New York Rangers v Montreal Canadiens - Game One
New York Rangers v Montreal Canadiens - Game One | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages
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Chris Kreider
Columbus Blue Jackets v New York Rangers | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages

The Many-faced God of Sports does indeed have many faces, but there are some fundamental "facial groups" that Chris Kreider's signature expressions seem to be derived from. His favorite, without a doubt, is "The Screamer."

Chris Kreider, Michael Del Zotto
🎶IIIIIIIIII WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY!🎶 | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages

It doesn't matter who you are. Whether you're an unsuspecting teammate or a sulky, no-name, opposing goaltender. Chris Kreider does not discriminate. He will scream in your face.

Chris Kreider, Martin Brodeur
"DID I NOT SAY TO AVOID THE HOLLAND AT THIS HOUR??" | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages

That includes Kreider himself.

Chris Kreider
My cat, whenever he walks in front of a mirror | Al Bello/GettyImages

Some screams are happy, some are angry, and some are...let's say 'uncategorized.'

Chris Kreider
Me, when my cat decides I've offended him by sleeping and divebombs from the top of the window directly into my pancreas | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages

Some seem to be a combination of all three.

Chris Kreider
"I...am...FEEEELINGG" | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages

Some seem to have even been driven mad by his siren song.

Mats Zuccarello, Dan Girardi, Chris Kreider
Pictured from left to right: Dan Girardi, Hobbit who just found his precious, Chris Kreider | Bruce Bennett/GettyImages