Edmonton Oilers v New York Rangers | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesThis next group is another go-to for the man. I call it the "...derp?"
"Huh?" | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesChris: "Hehehe...he'll never find me here." Mika: "3 one thousand, 4 one thousand, 5 one thousand..." | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesThe "...derp?" often lurks.
My cat- stalking me as I try to find the light switch- ready to stop the games and go for the neck this time | Elsa/GettyImagesThe "...derp?" can put him in some tough situations.
"How am I ever gonna get out of the way of this likely-51mph limp wrister???" | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesMe, after my cat somehow booby-trapped the bedroom door Home Alone-style | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesWashington Capitals v New York Rangers | Bruce Bennett/GettyImagesWhy does he derp? Only Chris Kreider knows.
...or maybe not. | Mike Mulholland/GettyImages 
